Bangla/Bengali sms

I think no one will be mad at me if I post some funny politics SMS! This is an adult message.. If u r under 18, please don't read this sms.. .. .. .. .. .. .. Election is coming.... Please vote!! New releas-- SINGUR NIYE KHELA Avinaye action hero-BUDDHADEB, Dustu misti nayika MAMATA, Atithi silpi MEDHA PATEKAR, Rachona o Nirdesona RATAN TATA, kritagyata sikar WB POLICE. TMC Slogan: Asche bachor, Asche din, Buddha Deb er Biye din..... Then, CPIM Replies: Tora jodi Raji thakis Mamata kesajiye rakhis.......

JAHARA AMAR JHERECHE NOBEL,  JHEPECHE SONAR THALA ,, TUMI KI TADER MERECHO KHISTI, BOLECHO TADER S-A-L-A..!! Sms from Rabindranath on his coming 150 th Birthday!

Iccha gulo ure beraak pakhna duti mele, Dinguli tor jakna kete emni hese khele, Apurno na thake jano tor kono sokh Ai kamonar sathe janai Subho Poila Boisakh By Sunflower BACHAR SESER JHARA PATA BOLLO URE ESE EK-TI BACHAR PERIYA GELO HAOAR SATHE VESE. NATUN BACHHAR ASCHE TAKE JOTNOKORE REKHO SWAPANO GULO SOTTI KORE VISON VALO THEKO.

Dadu gelo chomke!!! :/ Para gelo thomke!!! :p Matha gelo bomke!!! ;) Ki dekhe vai??? B-) Are dida abar maa hoyeche tai... ;-) Custmr: ami paharer opor theke lafabo, 1ta parasuit chai. Dokandr: ei nin. Cstmr: eta thik somoye khulbe to? Dokndr: ha, na khulle nie asben palte debo.

Joto dure jao na keno aachi tomar pashe, Takiye dekho akash paane ghum jodi na aashe. Kache amai pabe tumi haat barabe jei, Jodi na pao janbe sedin ami ar nei. Aro 1bar bondhu hobo tor hat dhore. Aro 1bar basbo valo tor moto kore. 1bar noy chorui holi amr chilekothay,harie jasna pls. .toke khujbo ami kothay?................

ogulo mosha !  Mere suye poro..."GOOD NIGHT"  Ratri adhar ghonie elo, santo holo para. Akaspothe uthlo fute lokho koti tara. Diner sese ghumer deser klanto pathojatri, swapno dekhar prohor suru,janai suvo ratri.

---=====>. Holi '. Hai '. l"l l''l | | /\ | | |_/ \_| ISHING u a very l"l__l"l l APPY l_l""l_l HOLI

Jibone jatoi Dukkho Asuk,jatoi kasto Asuk, jatoi kanna pak, 2mi kintu Chokhe jol jamiye Rekhona, karon.... .... joma jolei Maleriar Mosha Dim Pare.. Cheleder mon joler moto swachho,ar meyedr mon mobile er moto complicated. Tai jol e mobile poruk ba mobile e jol poruk ultimately mobile'er e 12ta baje.

aami aaj bose aachi__ sudhu poth cheye__ sudur digante__ sudhu aalor choa__ aajo aachi ekla bose__ sudhu sei suvokhaner__ suvo protikhai__ aajo valobashi tomai__ sudhu tomai___!!

Jodi mon kade ami asbo borsha hoye, jodi mon hase ami asbo roddur hoye, jodi mon ore ami asbo pakhi hoye, jodi mon khojhe ami asbo BONDHU hoye. *Good morning*

Chokh jholshano akash,  gorom gorom batash, chirbirani ga, gham kome na ,kolshi kolshi jol, dheleo melena phal, uttape phate bhumi, bhalo theko tumi!!! HAPPY SUMMER

1 Jodi mon kade ami asbo borsha hoye, jodi mon hase ami asbo roddur hoye, jodi mon ore ami asbo pakhi hoye, jodi mon khojhe ami asbo BONDHU hoye. *Good morning* 2  RAT bolche TOMAY AMI vison VALOBASI, TUMI SWPNO dekhbe bolei AMI DINER pore asi, GHUM parabo bolei TOMAR MATHAY bolai HAT, VALOBESE di TOMAKE akta SUVORAT..:

Ami GADHA Ami GORU Ami CHAGOL Ami VERA @ . @ @ Ami ULLU Ami PAPI Ami BOKA Are aste poro Sobai tomar gun gulo sune fello j...                                                                                                                               By Nilacol

Rajpath theke oli-goli-"MA" bolechen ebar chali,aabaar ami aashbo fire, thakis tora saantir nire, mobile juger etaai dhaaraa sms a bijoyaa saaraa.SHUBHO BIJOYA. Ebar mago biday tabe/ Aasche bachar aabar habe/ Sabai ke maa rakhis sukhe/ Bijaya hok mistimukhe-

BONDHU mane PAROS PATHOR,chulei pare sona.BONDU mane LAKKICHARA badon na mana.BONDU mane BHUMI maje CACTUS hoye thaka.Moner maje sritigulo FOSSILS kore rakha!!! Bristi veja amar akas, Monta tai vishon udas, Udas megher sathe misti kadon, Dui noyone ojhor srabon,Ami achi jemon temon.Bandhu tumi acho kemon?

Sarat sakal,Himer hawa/Anmone tai hariye jawa/ Kashful r Dhaker tale,Siuli nache dale dale/Maa eseche bachor ghure...!Pujor hawa jagat jure/"HAPPY DIWALI...!!

Bondhu mana chader miste alo, surjor udito hoya,tarar ghekemeke, bondhu mana tume ami aksatha thaka. Din sundor surjo uthle, Raat sundor chand uthle, Sapno sundor modhur hole, Shristi sundor purno hole, R tumi sundor AMAR BONDHU HOLE... gdn8

(""'') (""") ) (_/\_) (ISH (____/\____) \""\/""/ \ /OU |___| (""")___(""") ) (APPY (___)"""(___) |" - ,! ', |---' HAI FOTA | ', | _ ,-'

Bondhu holo sa ja tomar hridoy-er gaan jana,ebong je tomar jonno seta gaite pare,jakhon tumi seta bhule jabe.Form .......Your's........? Bondhu mana chader miste alo,surjor udito hoya,tarar ghekemeke,bondhu mana tume ami aksatha thaka.Bondhu mana Dura thaka monar kacha thaka,bondhu mana tume ami?

amar raat pohalo sarodo prate....Art..sarbasya ei samajer majheo ajker sarod provater ei suvokhan tomar canvaseakkhay haye thakuk.. kono sohure byastota noi,ekta sakal tomai ghire thak sheulir snigdhotai... suvo bijaya.... By Santanu, Burdwan khusir hawa BANGLA jure, Shiuli gondhe hridoy vore,Maa esechhe dolla chore,Nabomi katlo anando kore,Dasamite mon bisad bhore... SUBHO BIJOYA

amar taka ta kobe dibi ? ---------------- Sent: 03-08-2010 16:10pm sobai ke send krle, 90% g___ puro msg ta na porei reply krbe, kon taka ta? 1st boy clse dhukei ghumie porlo... T4: ei tumi ghumocco kano? Stdn: amake amar mato thakte dao. T4: eram korle tumi r 1st hote parbena. stdn: ami nijeke nijer mato gucie nieci. T4: tumi ebaro kintu maths e 100 pabe na amon korle. stdn: jeta cilona cilona seta na paoai thak. T4: tahole na porle j porer clse uthteparbena? stdn:sob pele nosto jivon. T4: tahole tumi akhon clse mon debe na? stdn: na....na na na.na.... na....na na na.na....                                                               ...

Hariya jabo jedin ami  Porbe amai mone. ek fota jol aste dio  tomar choker kone. sedin jotoi dakbe amai debona sara ami! nil akasher chotto 1ta tara hoye thakbo ami!                                                                                                                                       ...

Hi friends,  I wish you a very Happy New year.  Subho Noboborsho .  Bondhu mana chader miste alo, surjor udito hoya,tarar ghekemeke, bondhu mana tume ami aksatha thaka.

Kokhono ki chad chara jostnake paoa jai rat chara eto tara akashe ki dekha jai tumi chara ami tai adhare dekhe jai asha tobu prem bole na balobashai mon bole na By Bablu Ai mon chai sudu tomai valobasi, Ai mon chai sudu tomar kacha aasi, Ai mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Nadir dhare shanto akash,sitol koremon, r keu noy sei toe ami tmr aponjon Sonali Ghosh Rater akashe takale dekhi lokkho tarar mela, ak chad k ghire jeno tader joto khela. Bondhu onek paoya jay barale hat, amar kase tumi je bondhu oi akasher chad. Mamun

Saptami,Ostami, Nabami galo,Elo Pujor Sesh.Mone tobu roye galo Anander Resh.Dasami abar diye galo agami pujor ASHA,SUBHO BIJAYAR sange janai PRITI O BHALOBASHA. Sukhe-dukkhe udash haoa,tin dinerei chaoa-paoa,shob perie aj bijoya,subhechhya tai janiye deoa,mon bole aj dhak'er robe,asche bochhor abar hobe.'SUVOBIJOYA'..

IF U R IN "LOVE" Press down. . . . . . . . .. Dara tor maa k bolchi.................. O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKOKI KORCHA Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

You can use these new year SMS for 2012 , just change the bold words, that's it... Tomar janno surjo othe,tomar janno prabhat hoy,tomar jannoi suchona diner,r natun bacharer suchona SUDHU TOMAR JANNA. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Kur kur kur Bajche dhak, Kailash j dilo dak. Suru hobe Sindur khela, Debir j aaj Jaowar pala. Bodhon theke Bisorjon, Bhalo rekho MAASobar mon.*SUBHO BIJOYA* Dhaker bajna, Himel haowa. Sindur khela, Maayer jaowa. Dukhi mone bidai deowa, Aasche bachor abar paowa... 'SUVO BIJAYA'

Pujor bansi bajje dure,Ma aschen bochor ghure,Siulir gandhe agomoni,Kasher bone joyodhoni,Nil akashe Maake khujo.. Hasi khusi katuk pujo. "SAROT" meghe bhaslo vela- "KASH" fulete laglo dola- "DHAKER" upar porlo kathi- "Puja" katuk FATAFATI..SUVO MAHALAYA....

Dhaker awaz dhai kur kur/ Sona jayoi agomoni sur/ Mayer ebar asar pala/ Suru holo mozar khela/ Tai niye ai sukhi mon/ Janay agam avinandan... Suvo panchami. "SOSTHI"te thak notun choa," SAPTAMI"hok sisir dhoa, anjali dao "ASTHAMI"te, adda jamuk"NABAMI"te "DASHAMI"te hok misti mukh, pujo ebar tomar khub valo katuk...

Panchami khusir amej,sosthite bodhon.saptomite nacha nachi,ostomite vojon.nabomite ghure fire hapie lokjon,dasomite bidai sure kade sabar mon. Suvo Bijaya... Dhaker kathir misti resh, pujo ebar holo sesh. Nuton ashai bandhi buk, sobar echche puron hok. Asche bachor abar hobe,k jane k kothai robe! "SUVO BIJAYA"

:SUPRABHAT: S=Sundar Sakal a U=Ushar Alo P=Pub Akashe R=Rakto Ranga A=Abir Choa B=Bhalobasa r H=Hridoy Bhora A=Ananda Sab T=Toke Dilam:-)dinta shuvo hok. Amay khuje pabe tumi sisir veja ghase,vorer oy misti aloy thakbo tomar pase.sokol somoy jokhon tumi vabbe neje aka,hajar sritir veretumi pabe amar dekha.Gdmng.

Roder jhilik soroter akash/Shiuli fuler gondho/Ma asche dolay abr/Dorja keno bondho/Pujo elo tai to abr/Bajna bajay dhaki/Pujo aste matro j r ekush ti din baki. Pujo mane nil akashe,sada megher vela/pujo mane khusir joaar,adda sarabela/pujo mane harie jawa premer fire asa/pujo mne notun kore abar Valobasa.HPY MAHASPTAMI

SHOTRU Exam Special : "Ami Vidyasagor noi je sob likhe debo r Murkho o noi je sob chere debo. Ami holam STUDENT,sala!!B-) lekha r na lekhar majhe sob DEKHE TUKE debo... VOGOBAN noi j pass kriye debo, r baje examiner noi j fail koriye dbo.. Ami holam C.U.. Sala pass r fail er majhkhane supli diye lotke rekhe dbo..

JIBON HOLO CHHOTO EK BOYE CHOLANADI, EI NADITA CHALTE GIYA THOMKE DARAO JADI, TOKHON BONDHU AASTE PARO AMRAR DIKE BOYA, OPEKHAY THAKBO AMI UUPO NADI HOYA... by RAJU SAHA. Bondhu mane sakalbela/Bond-hu mane sanjh/Bondhu mane moner kotha bolte kiser laj/Bondhu mane faka-math ektukhani haowa/Bondhu mane ei jibone anek kichu paoa....

",",",",",",","," ",",",",",",","," "," ,", ('.')> "," "," , "/ ",", ",", _/ \_ ",", Eto Bristi Bhije Gelam. Tao Toke Bolte Elam, Happy Rainy Day! , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' __,____, /____,_/\ .:;';';:;. l__[]__l_l ,,)(,, ###|"|##### | |> ]|[ Kire, ki vabchis? Kichu bolbi? Bristi'te vijis na thaanda lege jabe. . .Ghore giye lep muri diye ghumiye por... Gød night

1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO." GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao. BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, kipathabo..?

Halka megher pakhna../ Vuliye diye vabna../ Ekti dustu chand../ Janay tomay, hocche govir raat./ Ohe Swopner jatri.SMS-e janai tomay misti ~Suvo Ratri~ 1ta prithibi sobar jonno 1ta surjo diner jonno 1ta chand rater jonno 1ta sathi sara jeboner jonno 1ta prarthona 2mar jono "VALO THAKO SOB SOMOYER JNNO" GUD NGT.

Ki bhabe bholbo tomake ami, jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar bhabana jure, ki bhabe chaibona tomake ami, jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar sapno jure, ki bhabe bhalobasbona tomake ami, jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar anntor jure, ki bhabe jete di tomake ami, jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar dehho jure!! by Priya Tomay niye sopno amar, Tomay niye joto asha, Tomake dilam amar ei hridoy vora valobasa Amar hridoy'e tumi by Ochin Manus

Tui ki akhon free achis? Ekta somay pelei amay phon korish 1ta personal darkar ache. Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ. ? ? ?Vabchi "TAJMAHAL" ta BECHE DEBO. Kinbi? Tumi ekti bang. tomar choto choto thang. tumi ekti goru. tomar lej ta tai shoru. tumi ekti 6agol. tai to tumi pagol. Tomar matha mota,tai por6o msg ta gota...

Here’s a funny conflict video of a man and woman in a bus.  The man stands beside the woman while travelling in a public bus and suddenly she  gets disturbed and started quarrelling with the person.   conflict (no, it’s not hand to hand) happens and she gets down from the bus. The throwing of the words are very good, and (may be) a lesson to how to treat a nagging woman! A must watch comedy show...